OK Magazine Gets Our Slimeball of the Week Award: Crops out Eva Longoria

OK Magazine has officially hit the dumps! Their reputation is now as low as the tabloid trash that says Jesus surfed in Hawaii! OK Magazines cover story for this month’s issue has a picture of Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom in a close embrace, claiming “more then friends.” What they don’t tell you is that they cropped out Eva Longoria from the picture, which shows three FRIENDS pose for a picture. This is what they say about the two couples.

“They were like heat-seeking missiles,” one eyewitness reveals to OK!. “They came together, threw their arms around each other and shared a big hug.” Adds another attendee at the event, “I saw them in a booth next to each other and Jen was looking at Orlando like he was her favorite person in the world. She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!”